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Kenny Ifrit Douglas
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Something funny, I read in a book.
« Thread Started on Aug 21, 2008, 4:42pm »

I got this from a book called, Bloody Jack.

Their once was a Scotsman who had drank his fill in a local tavern and then stumbled out into a nearby field, to answer the call of nature and he did relieve himself, but in trying to return to the revels in the tavern, he found that he had already drunk his fill and so keeled over on his back, fast asleep in the heather and he lay their till mornin’ peacefully slumberin’ away, when who should come upon his sleepin’ form but two young maidens out to take the cows to pasture. Seein’ him there, one says to the other, “I’ve heard that Scotsmen wear nothing under there kilts. What say we find out, Sister?” and so, began the bold girls, they go and lift up the front of his kilt and find that he indeed has nothing on beneath his kilt. “Lord” says one of the maidens, “Look at that, will you!” and the other says, “We must be going on, Sister, but how can we leave him a message that we have been here to observe him in all his manliness?” “We will do this, Sister.” And she pulls a blue ribbon from her hair and ties it...about...well, you know what she ties it about. Then she pulls his kilt back down, smooths it out, and the two girls go off on there way. Presently, the Scotsman wakes up, and again feels the call of nature and goes off to the nearest bush and raises his kilt. He looks down at his...uh...member, with the blue ribbon around it, and exclaims, “I don’t know where you’ve been laddie, but wherever it was, it looks like you won first prize.”

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